VETERAN G2D MEMBER MIA???? 🔥🔥🔥KILLED 🔥🔥🔥IN ACTION????

Hey guys it's game to death I'm really worried because my good friend and long time games to death post maker named eljoeyo is nowhere to be found online and I can't find him anywhere??? Where is him?!!!!! If you find him let me know thanks.

Also I just want to do a very special shout out to my good friend that I've known for many years, his name is Joey and he just moved away from our hometown and into Portland, Oregon. Really happy for him and I hope it goes well, just don't have too much fun while I'm not there. Best regards sent, and hope it has worked out so far as well as many days to come.

-G2D Staff


But seriously I cannot find eljoeyo at all he went missing if u find him then tell me on twitter or call the police we need to find him now thanks

-G2D Staff

Metroid Returns 2: New Info about Music in the game

Hey what's up reddit I'm back with another amazing article and basically I was able to talk to a guy who knows the supervisor of the musical artist behind this amazing game! He told me that what we should expect is some hyper cool music reminiscent of the 201-2013 era (I was in middle school),

He told me to tell you guys that I can't mention any big names but what I can tell you is that we will be running into a bunch of "scary monsters" and "nice sprites" alot (in reference to the sprite work I am assuming). Basically if you don't know what that means, then I feel sorry for you because you had no fucking childhood.

But yeah guys that does it, what could the leak mean?? I will let you decide. Until them, Game2Death out. -G2D

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Yo what's going on games to death and how's it gonna go on for you guys???!!😂😂😂😂 today the cast and crew is driving🚁🚖🚔🚋🚡 to the expo as we are getting super hyped!!!)!🚥🚦 so basically I'm gonna make a top 10 car rides 🎮IN video games it's gonna be like the coolest list ever you don't want to miss it I can assure you. My wife has me locked up 🗝🔒🔒

HAPPY BIRTH-DAY GAMED 2 DEATH!!!??!?! SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT?!?!

Hey there its gamed to death and I have a really cool thing to share with you guys. We are making e3 2017 so come on down if you want to see some game trailers and shit. Angler te , angler be , stevie jay, and me will be inside the expo this year, so be sure to check us out and buy a poster

What you just saw was a sneak peek at the new gamed 2 death poster. I'll see you guys at E3.

-G2D Staff

TOP 10 CONTROLLERS FOR PC GAMING

Writer's note: hahaha looks like there was no g2d article in 2016  (we were all to busy attending trump rallies) but we WILL write more content in 2017 so be on the look out.

Let's get right into this shit.

10:

How could I start a list without the grand daddy of them all? This beast has every button in the game meaning it is the best to use. Ever since the 2000's, Xbox makes the best controllers, and everybody knows it.

9:

What's nice about this one is that it comes with a nifty box. Nintendo really knows how to call down the gods and smite us all with controllers that we like. My favorite button on this one is the start button.

8:

This one is actually from the future. It's weird too because it is a very woman like controller and it looks my ex. I think it's a reference to what we are going to turn into after being poisoned by the water supply over time. Too much estrogen!!
7:

Better get your glasses cause this picture is a bit blurry. This controller started a trend called button mouse, and they actually put more buttons on the mouse so you can press them. That's what I call good video game design.

6:

Not only does this thing act as a comfortable seat, it can operate and play games on your own and you don't even have to use a computer, you can use a tv.

5:

What do you get when you cross rosetta stone with a fuckin gamecube controller?!?! Surprise, you get the ultimate gaming keyboard mouse pad with a gamecube controller inside of it. This one has the most buttons on it so it is ranked the best so far.
5:

You can actually build stuff in minecraft and then build more stuff with your controller in mindcraft with legos. Next best thing would be able to build with legos in minecraft in gta 5 with your wii remote.
4:

Nothing says go fuck yourself like the xbox connect. This baby is packed with gyroscopes so you know you have lots of motions control. This one also has a nunchuck for your other hand and you hook that up to your computer too.

3:

I've been a street racer ever since I started playing video games and driving so why can't I do it at the same time? Well I can now, with this new steering wheel for pc I put in my car I can drive on the road and play san francisco cruisn' burnout 2049 on the go. Now that's what I call next gen.

2:

T'his one actually has the most buttons and sticks so it is actually the best one and the one I personally recommend for PC gaming. I got to 1st prestige with this controller and I fuckin dare you to do the same.



And finally





Welcome to







The future





1:

With the future coming on its way, it is very clear that the best way to play a game is with no controller at all, of course I am referring to virtual reality. I have tried this shit my self and I can say I hate controllers way more now, especially if I can look around with my head instead of pressing stupid pointless buttons. The future is coming now, and the bridge between real life and virtual reality life will be there.

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