Achievement of the week

Grey Matter 5 Gamerscore.

2 Days, 1,000 Gamerscore

This Weekend I was sitting on my bed casually playing the game Alan Wake. My Friend Robert and I were in an xbox live party talking to me. He asked me why i stopped Achievement hunting. I told him that it got out of hand i began very competitively playing games buying stupid games just for achievements so i stopped. Then it happened. He doubted me. I chalenged him to a wager. 1,000 gamerscore in two days. The wager: a quarter. I already had it planned out i was going to beat Alan Wake then Battlefield 3 and the rest would be easy. but it wasn't that simple. When i started out I had 16,010 Gamerscore and i had to make it to 17,010 in two days averaging at 500 Gamerscore a day. I Swiftly Beat Alan Wake, and claimed 6 achievemets for 180 Gamerscore, finishing up the game Alan wake, and was on my way to get breakfast. After Breakfast we stopped at the shoe store and luckily. Right next to the shoestore was a Gamestop. I Studied all the games at the Gamestop when i remebered my bet. I picked up Borderlands and for fun i decided i would get F.E.A.R 3 and Guitar hero 5. I spent the rest of that day casually playing  F.E.A.R 3 and Guitar Hero 5, I got home and began getting achievements casually. I received 15 Gamerscore from beating the first level of F.E.A.R 3 and was getting started on Borderlands. I played for a very long time. i got 150 Gamerscore from 10 achievements. I then whipped out Guitar hero 5 and played it for the rest of the night. getting 70 Gamerscore from 7 Achievements. I was behind by 705 Gamerscore, but the catch was that i had spent all day planning the next day and my plan was foolproof. The next day i woke up and began playing borderlands getting 130 Gamerscore, and F.E.A.R 3  getting 25 Gamerscore. in an hour or two. It was easy to beat the goal i just had to dedicate myself. soon my parents were telling me that i had to go, and get breakfast with them. After Breakfast i was eager to get home. when my parents mentioned going to see the movie haywire. We saw it. When i came back i regretted all of my procrastination but i still had my fool-proof plan. I started playing Battlefield 3 beating the game and getting the Butterfly, Practice makes Perfect, No escape, Between a Rock and a Hard Place, and Ooh-rah achievements for 115 Gamerscore. It wasn't great but then i realized that i had 5 Hours to get 430 Gamerscore, and i only had one more back-up plan left. That was when it happened. The realization that i could do it. Robert didn't know what i was capable of. He raised the ante. One Dollar. This was serious. I put on the Queen's Greatest Hits Cd. The Cd that i would listen to when i was a hardcore achievement hunter. I was listening to Another one Bites the Dust as I was playing Left4Dead 2 My plan was to beat the parish campaign with melee weapons and get 20
Gamerscore from beating the campaign and doing it with melee weapons getting me 30 Gamerscore making a total of 50 Gamerscore. I did it completely Legitimately and i never got the Confederacy In Crutches Achievement, My friend Stefan decided to count it because i had video evidence. I beat the campaign also getting the HEAD HONCHO and BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER achievements. Making my total  85 Gamerscore, and anyone who thinks that was easy underestimates how hard it is to cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes with a melee weapon, and computer teammates. I then picked up Borderlands and got, 7 Achievements for 110 Gamerscore. i then realized that i had only 3 hours left. I looked at my Gamerscore i needed 235 Gamerscore. I was behind and i had no idea what to play. I picked up various games getting 2 Achievements in Saints Row the third for 30 Gamerscore. I lost an hour from that. I played Guitar Hero 5 getting 30 Gamerscore in another hour. Suddenly my friend joined my Xbox Live Party and Played F.E.A.R 3 with me we grinded out the 4th interval. getting us 15 Gamerscore. We needed 220 Gamerscore in a half an hour. we only ended up getting 60 Gamerscore. Making me 160 Gamerscore Away from my goal. The bet was over. I stood awake at night, until i realized. the deal was 1,000 Gamerscore over the weekend. I remembered that i had already played Alan Wake for an hour before we made the bet. I had 175 Gamerscore more. But alas Robert did not believe me. I was sad and in the school halls i approached him and said. "Double or Nothing."

To Be Continued...

Butterfly Achievement Battlefield 3

Trophy of the Week

Does anybody know what the Strange Relic even is?

Achievement of the week

enjoy

top 10 fattest characters in video games

10. Barry- Alan Wake
Every time he talks, i die a little inside, and the Christmas lights. Really?


9. Yoshi- Super Mario Brothers
Look at his gut. you will be on my side

8. Yangus- Dragon Quest 8
He may be cool but on the inside hes just another fatty

7. King Hippo- Punch-Out
Right, Left, Right, Left, one in the gut, *Bounces Back and hits you in the face* :(


6. Fat Princess- Fat Princess
If your name is fat princess, you are pretty fat.

5. Snorlax- Various PokeMon Games
He is a narcoleptic fat bear and he sits in the way of roads so there is no going around him. How can you get any fatter than that?!

4. Rufus- Street Fighter
People Argue that E. Honda is fatter but this picture will convince you otherwise

3. Boomer- Left4Dead Series
dont shoot his gut or he will explode all of his lunch on you.

2. Krew- Jak 2
He is the bad part of the good old days.

1.Clotho- God of War 2
Ughhhh he/She has 4 man/woman boobs D:

Rumors and Mysteries

If you're one of those people that hears voices in their heads, have no fear; now you're definitely not the only one.

The PaperCuts

Today i got the game Guitar Hero 5. Here are photos of my All-Star Band.

Lead Guitar: Quinn

Bass Guitar: Brenda

Drums: Slippy (i couldnt get a picture where you could see his whole body and his drums.)

Vocals: Rumble

Trophy of the Week

Enjoy this trophy while Jburitto shoots people in the face.

Top 10 Best sport games

10. Big strike bowling (Playstation)
I had this game as a kid and i loved to play it (even though i didnt know how to score bowling)

9. Wii Sports Resort (Wii)
The Wii Motion Plus Made This game a bigger hit than it already would have been.

8. Fight Night round 4
The best boxing game ever, mike tyson approved.

7. Mario Tennis
The First game i ever owned and one of the best

6. WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2011
It would get a higher score if it were real...

5.The Bigs 2
The realistic Baseball simulator and if you are skeptical, at least its not as bad as that Brad Pitt Movie.

4. Madden 10
The love of football makes this a must have.

3. Mario kart 64
It counts dont judge me.

2. Fifa Soccer 12
Goooooaaaaaaallll!

1. UFC Undisputed 2010
Don't tell me that you dont like this game.

And The Award Winners for Best of 2011 are...

Best Shooter: Battlefield 3
Best RPG: The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim
Best Puzzle Game: Portal 2
Best Voice Actor: Nolan North as Nathan Drake (Uncharted 3)
Best Character Ben Carmine (Gears of War 3)
Best Game: The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim
Worst Game: Jerry Rice and Nitus Dog Football
Best Line in a game: Gentlemen pull your tampons out and lets go! -Shaundi (Saints Row the Third)
Thanks for a great year.

Achievement of the week

Top 10 Shops and Salesmen in Video Games

This week's top ten is dedicated to stores, shops, and salesmen that are helpful, convenient, and that really sell you the items.

10. Friendly Fire (Saints Row The Third)

A typical gun store...with guns. And weapons of all kinds.

9. Toad(Super Mario Bros. 3)

Come on, 1up Mushroom!



8. MAG Store(MAG)

This store offered a diverse selection of weapons, apparel, equipment, and much more. If only it weren't faction restricted...



7. Happy Mask Salesmen/Happy Mask Shop(LoZ Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask)

This store has a different way of distributing products than most stores do. And this guy has a LOT of masks in his storage. And he's very........optimistic. And creepy....



6. Bass Pro Shops (The Strike, The Hunt)

The world's greatest outdoor store! It offers plenty of real Bass Pro Shops equipment for hunting and fishing.



5. Uncharted 2 Store (Uncharted 2)

This bonus store offers many things to experiment with, including weapons, costumes, and bonus movies!



4. Cabela's Big Game Hunter Stores (Big Game Hunter series)

These stores offer many varying weapons, as well as equipment, camo, ammo, and tags for hunting! Not to mention their organized and easy to navigate.



3. Tom Nook's Store(Animal Crossing)

From furniture to clothing to paint, this guy has much to offer.



2. Gun Runners(Fallout New Vegas)

Plenty of guns and ammo...including the Fat Man...



1. Merchant (Resident Evil 4)

I've got a good selection of things on sale, Stranger!

Trophy of the Week

Let's get this croc on the barbi!

Rumors And Mysteries

Nearly Unlimited Tumbleweeds in Skyward Sword

What would you do for a tumbleweed?

Achievement of the Week

The title of this one also serves as foreshadowing....

Top 10 Greatest Online Multiplayer Games

10: Team Fortress 2

The only online game I've seen where a sandwich can restore you're health.

9: Return To Castle Wolfenstein

Mein leben!

8: Uncharted Series

While this series is most widely known for its profound campaign stories, the multiplayer does a great job of incorporating gameplay mechanics from the single player mode into multiplayer, such as climbing and the cover-system. However, one area this game could improve upon is making the hand to hand combat in multiplayer as awesome as it is in Uncharted 3.

7: Warhawk
This game takes flying mechanics from starfox and incorporates them in an awesome online multiplayer TPS. If you own a Ps3 and enjoy multiplayer games, you've most likely already played this one. Also, purchasing a headset to insult you're friends after you blow them up is always ideal.

6: Red Dead Redemption

This game definitely sets high expectations for co-op games and free-roaming games alike.

5: Call of Duty Series
Although not everyone agrees with the hype these games get, one cannot argue that they are some of the greatest games for intense online multiplayer experience. Just try not to irritate hardcore players and you'll probably survive.

4: Battlefield Series

Although they don't receive quit as much attention as the Call of Duty games, they are most certainly worthy of any gamer who enjoys first person shooters. Personally, I prefer larger maps in these kinds of games, and Battlefield 1943 can easily annihilate any chance you have of getting sleep at night, especially when playing with buddies.

3: MAG

256 Players in one fps online game. Enough said.

2: Halo Series
The game that started the multiplayer system used by many online games.

1: Goldeneye 007

No other shooters had a chance to beat this one, online or local. While playing this game locally with friends can be more fun, you're probably saving them a few bruised shoulders by playing online.

Trophy of the Week

Grab a gun and a journal and get ready for a couple of trophies from Uncharted 3, as well as some treasure locations.

Achievement of the week