Kaseem Plays: DayZ Standalone

If you were thinking about purchasing this game, you may want to watch this and reconsider whether you're up for the commitment.

Porpoisemonkey's New Let's Play!

He actually edited it himself! 14th happiest day of my life!

Porpoisemonkey's Channel Trailer

Originally planned to be used as his official trailer, after making the Gamed2Death YouTube channel, we decided to publish it on there, just for laughs. If you would like me to complete my trailer, which is similarly a parody of Anglerbe's legitimate and informative trailer, please leave a motivational comment on the video or below this post. Thank you!

Porpoisemonkey in Pokemon Leaf Green

After a ten year lapse since the last time I played a "main series" (canon, handheld) Pokemon game, I decided to return to Leaf Green, planning to play through the entire game and eventually work my way over to other games in the series that I never initially owned (this basically includes everything outside of the 3rd generation [own Leaf Green, Emerald]). Anyway, I was playing through the game and struggling to piece together the very disorderly and clouded fragments of memories concerning my play through of this game almost ten years ago, when I started to notice things, things that I definitely wouldn't have noticed the last time. These things varied in nature, and proved worthy of titles such as humorous, intriguing, perplexing, and even creepy. This example stuck out to me more than any other I've encountered as of yet (as of this point, for I haven't completed the game yet), and deserves to be labeled with every quality I mentioned previously short of "intriguing". In fact, the only person that would find it so is the old man in the picture himself, Porpoisemonkey! That's right, for whatever reason, developers decided that a game whose fan-base would, more likely than not, include young children was not mature enough with simply gambling, violence and gangsters, and thus they decided to throw in this little touch right here. So next time someone tries to tell you that Pokemon is a game for small children, remind them that they slapped a realistic portrayal of Porpoisemonkey right out in the open without a second of remorse or reconsideration.

They got his face and everything!

Porpoisemonkey Actually Did Something (Max Payne)

Striking as it may be, I believe that Porpoisemonkey has actually started his own "Let's Play" video segment for the first time since he abandoned Fallout: New Vegas almost a year ago. Here it is, Max Payne:

The nostalgia aspect sparks a few concerns.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Porpoisemonkey's Adventure

Porpoisemonkey goes on a gaming adventure by himself for the first time since last September.

Anglerte's Soundtrack of the Week

I hadn't played this game for about seven years until I decided to add it to the "G2D 45 Nostalgic Games" list and we played the multiplayer mode with Porpoisemonkey (I'll put that video below for those interested[shouldn't be too many of you]). A few weeks after that (a few months ago, now) the game was rereleased for the Ps3 and I decided to do a full play-through  on the Gamecube while I waited for the new version to go on sale. I was amazed at the number of entities that immediately seemed familiar despite the fact that I hadn't really thought about the game for over half a decade. I played through the full game and the "final story", something I had never been able to do when I was younger, and decided two major things (there we way more than two, but for now I'll keep my description limited): One, the games story was depressingly worse and plot-hole ridden than I remembered, and Two, most of the game's soundtrack is just awesome (definitely cheesy in several instances, but my statement stands strong), particularly the main theme "Live and Learn" (100% guarantee that if I survive long enough, that soundtrack will be one of my selections for this long-term list in the near future). I guess Jburitto watched people play this game on Youtube (we'll make him play it himself, fear not, as well as the first one), and now he can't get this song stuck out of his head. Which is a good thing. Actually, I had the same experience when replaying this game and then again after hearing it in Sonic Generations. Matt from Adamant Ditto did a better job of explaining this soundtrack and the first level of this game (please just play the hero story first) than I feel like doing, so I'll just post a link to his review, and hopefully he doesn't sue me or something (if the reader of this post is a member of Adamant Ditto, hello, my name is Porpoisemonkey).

He talks about it around 3:51 :

And here's this: