Thursday, August 1, 2013

Anglete's Soundtrack of the Week

(A few weeks late, I'm perfectly aware; don't try to use that as a justification for belligerence [ya' hostile losers]) For the rest of you, here it is, and thanks for stopping by!

Sonic Heroes


Well, like most of the story elements in Sonic games, this could have been good, if they burned it and started fresh with a better writer/ more intriguing, thoughtful and enjoyable writing. The music itself is alright, mostly owing to the band cursed to sing the dreaded lyrics. With that in mind, if any member of Crush 40 wrote or participating in the creation of this song, I apologize, and  appreciate what you were going for, but with all the other combined elements that this game has saturated with its grotesque detestability, this bag of corny cheese puffs (I'm already ashamed of typing that, but let's face it, its easier to press on than back track, and the delete key is all the way over there) didn't really stand a chance. Even still, it's extremely memorable in a comical aspect, and therefore seeks proper recognition as one of the most laughable songs ever featured in a video game (that I had the stomach to post on this blog). Seriously though, Sonic Heroes is a disgrace; I honestly tried to play it just a few months ago, but couldn't bear to press onward after the first level of the Sonic team. It's simply horrible, and the worst part is, it doesn't even come close to achieving the title of "worst Sonic game ever conceived". Even still, the only reason I would recommend this to someone would be if I wanted to torture the patience of said individual.............Porpoisemonkey!

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