Thursday, December 29, 2011

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas

...and a happy new year. as a present for being a loyal follower of Gamed2Death you can download Gamed2Death Screensavers and wallpapers at our Gamed2Death wiki (The link is below this post)

Friday, December 23, 2011

Gamed2Death Wiki

Here's the link to our new wiki! The purpose of the wiki is to provide our viewers with a place for discussions, as well as file downloads, ect. Our mainstream posts with continue to be here on the Gamed2Death blog. Enjoy!

http://gamed2deathwiki.wikispaces.com/

Trophy of the Week

This week's trophy of the week....shocking, isn't it?

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Top 10 Ganes we would like to make sequels of

10.  Limbo
The amazingly dark video game about children who kill each other... Who wouldnt want a sequel?

9. Fallout 3
Im not talking about fallout New Vegas im talking about Fallout 4 a sequel to the story in fallout 3

8. Resident Evil 5
Who wouldnt want to see a sequel to these hit games?

7. Singularity
I know that you have heard me say it many times but the game singularity is one of my favourites and i would kill to have a sequel in my hands.

6. Left 4 Dead 2
The "Smashing" zombie killer hit is a "Blast"

5. Dead Space 2
The hit horror game would make a great sequel

4.  Infamous 2
The "Shocking" game is amazing.

3. Dead island
The zombie killing RPG Hit could make me happy once but how about twice?

2. Red dead redemption
The Crazy kickin cowboys game was a hit! i would love to play another.

1.Shadow of the colossus
The amazing hit for the PS2 was amazing but if they made another with a new full playlist of collosi and new weapons (and a new horse) it would be a must have.

Free Online Games #1: Facade



This game which i stumbled upon wasnt very impressive. It is a game where you go to an old friends house and he and his wife are having an argument. I spent a lot of time playing this game and here are some of the problems with it. Many times they are unresponsive to the dialogue you put out. I spent the whole time calling them names and throwing thier stuff around and they rewarded me by giving me the best ending in the game. After finishing the game you cannot restart but you can only exit out and start it up again. These are the things i liked about the game. The game randomly generizes scenes scripted out but they are never the same twice.
But often times the game is completly random and the ending has nothing to do with how you play the game.

I Give this Game 3 out of 5 stars

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Last Chance!

If you want to be in one of our youtube videos this is your last chance! all you have to do is send an email to Porpoisemonkey@Gmail.com explaining why you want to be in a video for Gamed2Death. But hurry because time is running out!

Monday, December 19, 2011

The Nominees are in!

The Nominees are In! every category will have 5 results
Best Shooter:
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
Gears of War 3
Saints Row the Third
Battlefield 3
and Rage

Best RPG:
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
The Witcher 2: Assassins of kings
The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim
Diablo 3
Mass effect 3

Best puzzle game:
Ilomilo
Professor Layton and the last specter
Stacking
Portal 2
Catherine

Best voice actor
Nolan North as Nathan Drake (Uncharted 3)
Ice T as Griffin (Gears of War 3)
John Noble as Leland Monroe (L.A. Noire)
Ellen Mclain as Glados (Portal 2)
Kevin Mckidd as Soap (Modern Warfare 3)

Best Character
Ben Carmine (Gears of War 3)
Campo (Battlefield 3)
Salim (Uncharted 3)
Cole Macgrath (Infamous 2)
Roy Earle (L.A. Noire)

Best Game
Portal 2
The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3
Battlefield 3
The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim

Worst Game
Bodycount
X-Men Destiny
Rise of Nightmares
Jerry Rice & Nitus Dog Football
Thor: God of Thunder

Best Line in a game

Whoah! Hello? Can you see the portal gun? Also, are you alive? That's important, should have asked that first. I'm - do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead. I'll wait - I'll wait one hour. Then I'll come back and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant! Go team! See you in an hour! Hopefully! If you're not... dead. -Wheatley (Portal 2)

Don't forget to run away from explosions, especially your own -Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem Forever)

It doesn't take the most powerful nations on Earth to create the next global conflict. Just the will of a single man. -Makarov (Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3)

Johnny here has the biggest schlong in all of Hollywood, and the smallest gun. Or maybe that's the other way around. I forget. -Roy Earle (L.A. Noire)

Gentlemen pull your tampons out and lets go! -Shaundi (Saints Row the Third)

Friday, December 16, 2011

Trophy of the Week

Make sure to check out the awards information!

A Gamed2Death Awards Show

I would like to take this moment to announce a Gamed2Death awards show. It will be an  awards show with the following categories:
Best Shooter
Best RPG
Best Puzzle Game
Best Voice Actor
Best Character
Best Game
Worst Game
And...
Best Line in a Video Game
all these can potentially win a game a trophy (unless you would prefer an achievement) which we have hand crafted to perfection.
Email porpoisemonkey@gmail.com Why you should have a chance to be in one of our videos to have a chance to be in one of them.
Must have xbox live or Playstation network

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Top 10 Cheesiest Bosses/ Antagonists

Whether it be because they cheat you when your trying to kill them in an "epic" final battle, they always use really corny one liners, or even just that stupid look on their face, every gamer knows at least one boss that they can't stand just because there is something irritating about them. Not in the "they're trying to agitate me so I'll feel weak in the boss battle" way, or in any way that adds to the story of the game, but in the way that actually takes away from the game's story, gameplay, and possibly the whole experience. Many games are at fault for generating these bosses, and we decided to call them out on it. The following are randomly selected bosses from random games that fit the description of this post and are ranked in order of irritating to even more irritating:

10: Albert Wesker (The Original Resident Evil 1)
Although it didn't affect the overall experience of the game (or the series for that matter), any and every character in the Resident Evil/ Bio-hazard series is doomed to corny voice acting at some point in time. And Wesker is no exception.


9: George Romero (Call of Duty Black Ops)

While he's not exactly of boss, he's definitely not a standard enemy, especially for Nazi Zombies. He's extremely difficult to kill and makes camping almost impossible. While he does add challenge to the Call of the Dead map, he can really take away from the fun if you're like us and prefer camping. This map is so large that zombies would overrun you at some point regardless, so it would not be fair to claim that without him the map would be too easy.


8: King Boo (Luigi's Mansion)

Games in the Super Mario Series are known for their adventure tactics more than their epic boss battles, but even for a Mario game, or in this case, a Luigi game, there was just something fishy about the final boss battle. Hours and hours of battling various ghostly residents and the final boss battle feels more like you're trying to separate King Boo from his body guard than get revenge upon him for all the taunts he's thrown you're way, not to mention he's taken Mario hostage. Seriously, man up and fight!






7: Zant (The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess)

It doesn't seem possible for a main antagonist in the Zelda series to replace Ganondorf.And Zant isn't an opinion changer.





6: Alfred Ashford (Resident Evil Code: Veronica)

When the I made the comment on hating an antagonist for the stupid look on his face, I was referring to Alfred.





5: Sasha (Infamous)

Even Cole is resisting the urge to shut off your Ps3 when Sasha starts talking to you.





4: Pigma (Star Fox Assault)

Honestly I haven't played much of any Star Fox game except for this one, but to start hating Pigma, you don't have to.




3: Every Antagonist With a Voice Actor (Ghost Squad)

Like in the original Resident Evil, this game's budget wasn't focused on voice actors. While this actually adds a sort of humor to the game, it would be nice to see an arcade shooter like this one actually try to provide decent acting while retaining the same quality gameplay.  





2: Bigfoot (Deer Hunter 2)

I sware no matter how long we've searched for the rumored Sasquatch, all we've found are his footprints. It can easily be questioned whether or not you can actually find him in this game (although there is a cheat where you can view things from his perspective). So why include a mythical ape-man from a hunting game in a top 10 cheesiest bosses collection when we're not even sure if the developers made the effort to create a 3d model for him? Well if we ever find the coward and it turns out you don't kill him in an epic boss fight,  we'll definitely make sure it ends up being one.


1: Salazar (Resident Evil 4)

Miiiiiissstor Kennedy, the developers have decided to create me so that, while you're not saving the President's daughter from being kidnapped by her own shadow because she refuses to use a gun, you will still have someone that you want to cause extreme pain to! Ha ha. I am looking forward to our next (TV power off)


porpoisemonkey wuz here

Friday, November 25, 2011

Trophy of the Week

Enjoy as Jburitto unlocks the Brutal Expert trophy...Jburitto style.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Top Ten Bird Hunting Games

Well, in honor of Thanksgiving's traditional turkey mascot, we have decided to construct a list of some of the best bird hunting video games out there.


10: Resident Evil Series


We know as well as you do that Resident Evil is not known for its outdoor sporting features, but hey, if you really like bird hunting, who's to stop you from pumping shot into those pesky crows?













9: Ultimate Duck Hunting


This is definitely not the best bird hunting game out there. And although training your dog and using your Wii remote to command it doesn't work as well as it should, this game had some pretty good ideas.



8: Duck Hunt


I swear I'll get revenge on that dog.......



7: Bird Hunter: Waterfowl Edition


Best if consumed with a side of Deer Hunter and maybe Rocky Mountain Trophy Hunter following that.



6: Hunting Unlimited 2008


While this game obviously isn't focused entirely on bird hunting (turkeys are the only birds you can actually hunt), turkeys are a nice edition to a large hunting game series such as this one.



5: Bird Hunter 2003


Good 'Ol bird hunting. And with some great sound effects! Chkchk.


4: Bird Hunter Upland Edition

Hunting quail Deer Hunter 2 style. Let's go bird hunting upland style!



3: Remington Great American Bird Hunter

There are two reasons that this one makes our top 3:
1. Great arcade hunting action
2. The announcer! The game just wouldn't be the same without him...HEADSHOT!!!




2: Gran Theft Auto IV

There's more than one definition of bird hunting....hehehe



1: Bird Hunter Wild Wings Edition

A very good and classic bird hunting game. And the best part: it features a chain gun! Go get 'em, boy!
















Happy Thanksgiving everyone! And watch out for those gobblers....