Saturday, June 28, 2014

Platinum on Club Nintendo

Apparently there's this thing called club Nintendo that rewards you for making first party hardware and game purchases. Unless you're like Jburitto, if you haven't registered your stuff, there's a good chance you can get hold of some really interesting merchandise. After registering pretty much everything we own (excluding the Wii and a mounf of DS games), we came out with over 1000 Ninten-coins. Or maybe they just call them coins. I'll call them Ninten-coins. Well, I bout the Wii U port of "Kirby's Adventure" for 200 coins, because it's the qeuntessential Kirby game, it's pretty much the first game I ever played, and it's fun. Other than that though, they don't have any prizes we're particularly interested in. While pocketing the other 900 or so remaining Ninten-Coins, my eyes stumbled upon the rating system thing, and apparently we achieved "Platinum Status". I guess they'll be reviewing our status on July 1st, and we'll be recieving some sort of special Nintendo-related present. As I later discovered, it only takes around 600 coins to achieve platinum status (that's probably a lot steeper when you aren't sitting on 200 games and consoles you haven't registered), so we're saving the rest of our stuff for the following Ninten-year (each of these being from July 1st to Junr 30th of the following year). A warning to those who've registered their stuff but somehow are unaware: you only have two years to spend your coins before they expire. You can spend all you're coins and still achieve higher ranks (ranking system doesn't subtract from purchases), but everything has to be spent in a two year duration.

Anyway, when we find out what the prize is, we'll do an unboxing special (or the nearest equivalent) if it's physical, or a virtual review if it's a digital distribution. Most likely we'll have enough stuff to achieve Platinum for the next few years (especially because they'll finally be releasing Wii U games), so consider this an announcement for an anual show-casing special, where we'll pretentiously force our earnings in the faces of all foolish enough to enter the realm of this blog or click into any associated YouTube videos.

Anyway, I'll be back with updates. In the meantime, enjoy our meager stream of video content.


Sunday, June 15, 2014

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Stevie Jay's Top 14 Games Of The 2010: For an active blog.

Number 9: The Legendary Of Zelda;











Definetly worthy of taking one of the top 3 spots in this list. Comoplete with different types of cross bows, this game has it all. I dont want to spoil sh*t for you so buy it yourself on Ebay for only $0200 dollers.

#9, Mr McGee's Rolling Pin Bowling King Jr.



















This is another classic I grew up with in the 70"s. It was original at the time but then it started doing annual releases and it got even better. Worth the price tag in my eyes, but im colorblind so what do I know huh punk.

Next in line is lucky number eight MArio Professional football's trackmeet swim




















Let's take a game, then let's take real life, and lets combine them ok Pres Bush. Thats what John Madden said before taking oath, and look where he is now. Definitely in my books as GOTY

Numero-a seis-ooooooooooo es DIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
















This was a fun game, I remember playing this as a kid cause I had a life. Moving on. My new favorite remake; AND ITS GOING TO BE COMPATIBLE ON WIII the U
#5: Watch_Dogs;



















I just thought it was way too much hype to begin with. Sure the trailers looked alright, but the final product was pure garbage. I cannot understand why anybody would defend this lousy excuse for a game, why even calling it a game is a compliment. The story was so unrealistic compared to how Ubisoft said it would be. There's seriously only 5 civilians at any given time, and ALL of them have the exact same name. The car physics were terrible, the gunfights were terrible, and the graphics were the WORST thing I had ever seen in a video game, I swear, even Sonic '06 has this game beat. Save your money and don't buy it, let's move on.

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Who could forget the timeless classic Grand Theft Auto V? Even Ellen on the today show called it the new york times best book she had ever played. For a low fee of 1 dollars this game will keep you from getting bored forever.


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