MrShadowFox890 Plays Happy Wheels

Happy Black Friday! Mullet Edition

That's more like it.

Happy Black Friday

I don't have anything to post down here not even a mullet wig... So here's a picture I took last week

G2D 60 Second Reviews: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves for PS3

10/ 10 bowling pins

We've All Had One of These Days

Also, ever-so-slightly-belated Happy Thanksgiving!

Anglerbe's 10 Games of the Something 05

10. Super Mario Sunshine (GCN)

9. Star Wars Battlefront (PS2)

8. Star Wars Battlefront 2 (PS2)

7. Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (GCN)

6. Resident Evil Code: Veronica X (GCN)

5. Hot Shot's Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3)

4. Scribblenauts (NDS)

3. Ultimate Marvel VS. Capcom 3 (PS3)

2. Sonic Heroes (GCN)

1. Lost Planet: Extreme Condition: Colonies Edition (PC)

Happy Thanksgiving!

Before I forget to post something, Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I don't really have any pretty pictures or video clips or anything to paste below yet because I'm still working on some fun stuff so yeah. Here's a mullet wig I guess.

G2D 60 Second Reviews: Brink for PS3

No tamales/ googolplex of bowling pins

Porpoisemonkey's New Let's Play!

He actually edited it himself! 14th happiest day of my life!

"Survival"- Gameplay Montage

Anglerbe's montage contest entry video.

"Survival"

G2D 60 Second Reviews: GoldenEye 007 for N64

18 tea bags/ 10 krumpets

MrShadowFox890 Plays a Fun Game

Our friend MrShadowFox890 plays one of those games where you can kick back and mindlessly enjoy yourself. Edited by Anglerbe.

G2D Swapmeet Scavenge September-Now (11/13/13)

It took me nine days to finish this. And I almost certainly forgot multiple things of interest. I'll probably just start a second list if it turns out I neglected a bunch of stuff. You can call it lazy, I'll call it conveniently productive.

It's been too long since we did one of these, for better or worse. Based on the following, you'll probably be driven to conclude that it's for a bit of both.

We didn't buy a whole lot of gaming stuff, and not all of this was purchased this last weekend or in my presence, so I don't have all of the specifics that I would usually detail, but I wanted to cover some of the cool stuff we've obtained in the last few months, and so I will.

1.

Purchase:    Sega Dreamcast Console, Controller
Purchased by:     Stevie Jay
Year Released:     1999

Date Purchased:     Some time in the last two months. I think.

Other Significance:    The Dreamcast may not have the most significant library as far as quantity is concerned, and the same can probably be said regarding quality. Even still, there are a handful of exclusive games for this console that made this purchase a favorable option. Actually as far as Stevie Jay is concerned, all it needed was a version of Rush. As of this moment, I don't think he actually has any games for it, but apparently he was able to play music CDs with it, so more than likely it functions as would be desired for all of our purposes. Play-through suggestions anyone?

2.

Game:    The Legend of Zelda
Purchased by:     Anglerte
Platform:     NES

Year Released:     1986

Date Purchased:     September, at the Ventura Comic Con event. For more information, and if you're really adventurous, watch our video concerning it, which includes the purchasing of this game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo7V9T8YyHU

Price:     10$ or something in that general vicinity 

Other Significance:     We have access to an NES, but until this Saturday, it was tucked away, smothered with dust and fairly useless. We did get around to cleaning it off and hooking it up however, and after a little difficulty with cleaning the cartridge, we confirmed that this game does indeed function properly. 

3. 

Game:     Rampage: World Tour
Purchased by:     Jburitto (for Anglerbe/Anglerte)
Price:     13$
Platform:     Nintendo 64
Year Released:     1998
Other Significance:     The box is thrashed. But hey, if you didn't already hear, it came with a box.

4.

Game:     Donkey Kong 64
Purchased by:    Anglerte
Price:     10$
Platform:     Nintendo 64
Year Released:  
Other Significance:    D.K. Kong. Donkey- I can't remember the rest. But Stevie Jay put over one-hundred hours into this game, so I can probably spare a few myself.

5.
Game: Turok 2: Seed of evil (Black)
Purchased by: Porpoisemonkey
Price: 3$
Platform: Nintendo 64
Year Released: Too long ago
Other significance: This game is super rare.

Because this is a collection of various purchases that we have made over the last few months, and because I don't have the same information that I usually would before making one of these posts, and additionally because on Sunday we made very few video-game purchases as a group, we don't have a video update to accompany this post. We will, however, be putting these things to use as soon as possible in regard to recording and the G2D YouTube channel.

G2D Plays: Mario Party 4 (Session 2)

Round 2, and this time the commentary actually recorded. Featuring Anglerbe, Jburitto, Stevie Jay and myself.

Notable Twitch Streamers

Hey everybody this is porpoisemonkey and i would love to introduce you to my favorite twitch streamers.

1. porpoisemonkey
He's awesome
www.twitch.tv/porpoisemonkey

2. CelaroidKnight
http://www.twitch.tv/celakroidknight

3. Soulcrush
http://www.twitch.tv/soulcrush_

4. Toasttty
http://www.twitch.tv/toasttty

5. FightBoyVash
http://www.twitch.tv/fightboyvash

6. SquirtlevsYoshi
http://www.twitch.tv/squirtlevsyoshi

7. Ilikenaps
http://www.twitch.tv/ilikenaps

8. Anglerbe
http://www.twitch.tv/anglerbe

G2D 60 Second Reviews: Mario Party 3 for N64

?/ 10 bowling pins

Anglerbe's 14 Games of the Something 04

14. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS)

13. The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks (DS)

12. Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception (PS3)

11. Starhawk (PS3)

10. Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood (PS3)

9. Call of Juarez: Gunslinger (PS3)

8. Call of Juarez (PC)

7. Carnivores Ice Age (PC)

6. MotorStorm (PS3)

5. MotorStorm Pacific Rift (PS3)

4. MotorStorm Apocalypse (PS3)

3. Little Big Planet (PS3)

2. Little Big Planet 2 (PS3)

1. Warhawk (PS3)

Top 10 Best Revenge Stories in Gaming

10. Grand Theft Auto IV

This game was a great story of redemption. Following Nico Belic the biggest bad-ass of all the Grand Theft Auto Characters.

9. Ninja Gaiden

In the first of the famous saga... Ryu tries to find the dragon blade and kill his arch nemesis Doku in the process.

8. The Bourne Conspiracy

Although this game's story is literally an exact replica of the movie... It's still pretty good.

7. Call of duty: Modern Warfare 2

This story dynamically attacks the craziness of war and the internal affairs inside the military of modern society.

6. Asura's Wrath

The story of a guy named asura... who has a wrath... Yeah...

5. Max Payne

One of the original and great revenge stories #porpoisemonkeysaddiction

4. Wolfenstein 3D

Although very Masqueraded this indeed is a revenge story...

3. Assassin's Creed 2

This Amazing game and in my opinion, the only good game in the series. Was a spectacle and had a very intriguing story of revenge. 

2. God of War

Oh Kratos... The finest revenge story of them all.

AND FINALLY....

WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...

1.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!

Not really.

1. Red dead redemption!

Anybody who has played red dead... has instantly fallen in love with the narrative of the game. I remember when i first got the game and opened it up. I was so excited and the game really payed off. To this day i still occasionally play it. It is a game that will stand the test of time and show people that a well placed revenge story is never a bad thing.

G2D 60 Second Reviews: Max Payne for PlayStation 2

30 bottles of pain killers/ 10 bowling pins

Halloween Special 2013: Lost in Nightmares

Over a week late and all according to schedule.

Kickstarter: The Drone by EvolutionControllers

We have been asked to advertize the kickstarter for "a wireless controller that can work across multiple devices", at least for know labeled as "The Drone", by EvolutionControllers. Supposedly, this controller device will be compatible with PC, Tablets, Smartphones, Ouya and more. 

If anyone is interested in supporting this product, or you would like more information, please access the links below:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/evolutioncontrollers/drone-gaming-awesomeness?ref=live

http://www.evolutioncontrollers.com/

 Personally, I've heard that the default Ouya controller isn't all that great, so if we ever get around to obtaining one, this controller may very well be an attractive and efficient alternative.

G2D 60 Second Reviews: Resident Evil 2 for PlayStation

8.3/ 10 Bowling Pins

Top 10 Weapons in battlefield 4

Now my last post... Top 10 weapons in Battlefield 3 was an awfully inaccurate post. I bullshitted it. Now for the sequel.

1. SAR-21

This powerful assault rifle delivers a kick but with a great firing rate!]

2. UTS 15

THIS AMAZING SHOTGUN BLOWS CRAP UP! I LIKE ALL CAPS! AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

3. PP-19

The gun that shoot 200 bullets in 1.2 seconds is back.
p.s. thats not a real statistic

4. ACE 52 CQB

This great Carbine destroys everything

5. U-100

This amazing LMG will kill anything in front of it... but not an apache helicopter... nothing beats an apache helicopter.

6. AK 5

who doesn't like assault rifles?

7. 44 Magnum

porpoisemonkey's weapon of choice. Nothing makes you feel like a true badass like carrying around a .44!

8. AKS-74U

this gun delivers just enough of a kick to destroy all the people in its way...

9. Scout Elite

This sniper is by far the greatest one i have seen so far... but i haven't seen them all. Dont judge me.

10. M16A4

yes everyone's favorite Over powered weapon is back and better than ever... If you enjoyed this post please leave a comment as to what weapons you liked!







P.S. I also bull shitted this one!