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Yo what's going on games to death and how's it gonna go on for you guys???!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ today the cast and crew is driving๐Ÿš๐Ÿš–๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿšก to the expo as we are getting super hyped!!!)!๐Ÿšฅ๐Ÿšฆ so basically I'm gonna make a top 10 car rides ๐ŸŽฎIN video games it's gonna be like the coolest list ever you don't want to miss it I can assure you. My wife has me locked up ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ”’

Friday, May 12, 2017

HAPPY BIRTH-DAY GAMED 2 DEATH!!!??!?! SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT?!?!

Hey there its gamed to death and I have a really cool thing to share with you guys. We are making e3 2017 so come on down if you want to see some game trailers and shit. Angler te , angler be , stevie jay, and me will be inside the expo this year, so be sure to check us out and buy a poster

What you just saw was a sneak peek at the new gamed 2 death poster. I'll see you guys at E3.

-G2D Staff

Thursday, January 12, 2017

TOP 10 CONTROLLERS FOR PC GAMING

Writer's note: hahaha looks like there was no g2d article in 2016  (we were all to busy attending trump rallies) but we WILL write more content in 2017 so be on the look out.

Let's get right into this shit.

10:
How could I start a list without the grand daddy of them all? This beast has every button in the game meaning it is the best to use. Ever since the 2000's, Xbox makes the best controllers, and everybody knows it.

9:
What's nice about this one is that it comes with a nifty box. Nintendo really knows how to call down the gods and smite us all with controllers that we like. My favorite button on this one is the start button.

8:
This one is actually from the future. It's weird too because it is a very woman like controller and it looks my ex. I think it's a reference to what we are going to turn into after being poisoned by the water supply over time. Too much estrogen!!
7:


Better get your glasses cause this picture is a bit blurry. This controller started a trend called button mouse, and they actually put more buttons on the mouse so you can press them. That's what I call good video game design.

6:
Not only does this thing act as a comfortable seat, it can operate and play games on your own and you don't even have to use a computer, you can use a tv.

5:
What do you get when you cross rosetta stone with a fuckin gamecube controller?!?! Surprise, you get the ultimate gaming keyboard mouse pad with a gamecube controller inside of it. This one has the most buttons on it so it is ranked the best so far.
5:
You can actually build stuff in minecraft and then build more stuff with your controller in mindcraft with legos. Next best thing would be able to build with legos in minecraft in gta 5 with your wii remote.
4:
Nothing says go fuck yourself like the xbox connect. This baby is packed with gyroscopes so you know you have lots of motions control. This one also has a nunchuck for your other hand and you hook that up to your computer too.

3:


I've been a street racer ever since I started playing video games and driving so why can't I do it at the same time? Well I can now, with this new steering wheel for pc I put in my car I can drive on the road and play san francisco cruisn' burnout 2049 on the go. Now that's what I call next gen.

2:

T'his one actually has the most buttons and sticks so it is actually the best one and the one I personally recommend for PC gaming. I got to 1st prestige with this controller and I fuckin dare you to do the same.



And finally





Welcome to







The future





1:


With the future coming on its way, it is very clear that the best way to play a game is with no controller at all, of course I am referring to virtual reality. I have tried this shit my self and I can say I hate controllers way more now, especially if I can look around with my head instead of pressing stupid pointless buttons. The future is coming now, and the bridge between real life and virtual reality life will be there.




Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Donation Perks

The Donation Randomizer!!!!
By Donating the given amount you have the opportunity to inflict damage, or help our heroes. Here are the prices and here are what can happen. WARNING! ONLY APPLIES WHEN PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS


Check out the Dungeons and Dragons stream at www.twitch.tv/porpoisemonkey


                 Good                                   Bad
$0.01   Random character          Random character
              gains 5 hp.                         loses 5 hp.

$0.25   Random character          Harmful weather
              gets 100 XP.                      change.

$0.50    Random character            Characters must
              can use daily twice.          fight hyenas equal
                                                            to party size.
                       
$1.00   Chosen character            Chosen character
              recieves random              loses 4 armor class
              potion.                                for 20 minutes.

$2.50    Chosen character           Chosen character
               recieves a temporary    loses random Armor,
                animal companion.       Weapon, or Food.

$5.00    Chosen character           Chosen character
               gains a level.                    can't attack for the
                                                          rest of the day.

$20.00   All characters find         All characters lose
                are given special          half of their daily
                custom gifts.                    surges.

$100.00  All characters gain           All characters must
                 a level.                           fight an adult black
                                                         dragon.

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Merry Christmas 2014 Edition!

That's right, we're still alive, and better at procrastinating than ever before! Hopefully anyone stumbling through this here ghost town had a decent past few days, if not months. Enjoy "The Evil Within", Smash Bros 4 and whatever else as we do whatever we feel like doing! Day, night and life, have a good one!

(we do not own this photograph, they can quote me on that) 

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Update w/ Anglerbe

It's been a little while since I've made a post, so here 'ya go.

First of all, my own personal channel turned 3 years old on the 25th. So there's that.

Also, this was announced
I admit I'm pleasantly surprised. Let's hope it actually ends up being a decent game this time around (Referring to RE6; I haven't even played the first Revelations yet, although I own it). I doubt it'll save Capcom, but then again, they're finally tapping into the parched survival-horror market, so I guess we'll have to wait and see.